December 25, 2014

Christmas Morning

On Christmas morning, a police on horseback had stop for a while.
A kid was beside him and the police said "Did Santa give you that bicycle."
The kid said yes.
Then the police man said "Next time tell Santa to put a taillight on it."
He gave the kid a ticket fined $20.
Before the police left, the kid asked "Did Santa give you the horse?"
The police, joking, said yes.
Then the kid said "Next time, tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

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