July 23, 2015

Portuguese jokes one liners

Qu.   Why does an Argentine stare at the sky and smile when there is lightning?
Ans. He thinks God is taking his picture...

Qu.   How does an Argentine commit suicide?
Ans. He climbs onto his ego and jumps down, but he doesn't die from the impact; he starves to death on the way down...

Qu.   If the Argentines are the best, why did they lose the Falklands War?
Ans. They didn't lose, they were the vice-champions...



Portuguese jokes one liners

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