January 31, 2013
January 30, 2013
January 28, 2013
funny chicken road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.
January 26, 2013
January 25, 2013
January 24, 2013
Dogs
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
January 22, 2013
Wife + Computer = Trouble
The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
January 21, 2013
January 19, 2013
January 18, 2013
Nature of Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
January 17, 2013
January 16, 2013
New in town chat up line short jokes
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
January 15, 2013
January 14, 2013
Best chat up line
Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?
A. I don’t know
R. Neither do I but it broke the ice
A. I don’t know
R. Neither do I but it broke the ice
January 13, 2013
January 12, 2013
January 06, 2013
What is ABCDEFG?
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
January 05, 2013
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much
computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal
computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the
same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
January 03, 2013
Side effects
A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
January 02, 2013
You Daddy!!
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell
me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy
asked?”
In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”
In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”
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