June 23, 2012

Cool Ebonic Translations

"Luke, I'm your father."
Ebonics: "Hey boy, I's yo daddy."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Ebonics: "Later, b*tch!"

"To be or not to be? That is the question."
Ebonics: "Is I is or is I ain't? Sh**t"

"I'll be back."
Ebonics: "I's a fixin' to bust a cap in yo a*s."

"We're off to see the wizard."
Ebonics: "We's fixin' to see the hoodoo 'bout some voodoo."

"You've got to get mad! Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!'"
Ebonics: F*****ck You!

"We're going to need a bigger boat."
Ebonics: You see da teeth on this mutha f*cka? Turn this piece-a-sh*t around and get my black a*s back to shore!

"I am Spartacus."
Ebonics: "Who da f*ck is Spartacus?"

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