The Mortician arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was approached by his assistant.
"Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortician. "Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old blond came in last night. Dead of course"
"What was the cause of death", inquired the mortician.
"I'm not sure", replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawn stuck up her c*nt!"
"Are you sure", said the Mortician.
"Yes, come and have a look for yourself" ,said the assistant opening the body bag.
The mortician closely examined the beautifully trimmed snatch.
"That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That's her clitoris"
"Are you sure", said the assistant, "'Cos it certainly tasted like a prawn".
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