June 04, 2012

When elephant and ant got married

An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.

During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

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