First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo. "And the second cow said "That's funny, I was just about to say that. "
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger.
What's green and has wheels? A Frog I lied about the wheels
Great jokes with funny way specially that animal jokes , I love to visit again to see more updates , Thanks A lOT
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