Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mama is so fat, she has had a deadly flesh eating virus for six years!
Yo mama is so poor, I went over your house and stepped on a cigarette, she asked “Who put out the lights?”!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in Costco and starved to death!
Yo mama is so ugly, she looked into a mirror and the room shattered!
Yo mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice for 30 minutes because it said CONCENTRATE!
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