Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nunya
Nunya Who?
Nunya Business

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Judo
Judo Who?
"What, Judo know ?"

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid calm down and be quiet.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Jesus
Jesus Who?
How many do you know?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cockadoodle
Cockadoodle Who?
Not cockadoodle who, you shit, cockadoodledoo!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Put!
Put who?
Put a sock in it and open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I'm glad I ain't joe mamma

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
William
William Who?
Williammind your own bussiness?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
You better cry you ninny!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robbing You!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stopper.
Stopper who?
Stop her she's running off with your newspaper!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gorllia
Gorllia Who?
Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
It's butter if you don't know.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lady.
Lady who?
I'm gonna lady law down if you don't open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Train!
Train Who?
Someone needs to train you to open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
You're not!
You're not who?
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben Dover

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Archibald
Archibald Who?
Archibald on top of your head!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
KGB.
KGB Wh-.
*SLAP*
We will azk ze qvestionz.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen matter what you say, I do what I want

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Punch
Punch who?
Punch you.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jig!
Jig who?
Jig is up your under arrest.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
No!
No who?
No ifs, ands or buts, open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
If you cant!
If you can't who?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fight!
Fight who?
Fight fire with fire.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say something about
YO MAMA

Traffic

Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.

Traintracks

Ya mamma is like traintracks….

She gets laid around the country!

Whale Watching

Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near her put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”

Telephone Company

Yo Mamas so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Uses a VCR

Yo momma’s so fat that she has to use a VCR for a pager.

Another lame joke

Yo mammas so fat that when she stepped on the scale it yelled “Get Off”

mama

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Mr Clean

Yo momma is so old…she knew mr. clean when he had an afro!

Hilarious Yo Mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Yo mama is so fat, she has had a deadly flesh eating virus for six years!


Yo mama is so poor, I went over your house and stepped on a cigarette, she asked “Who put out the lights?”!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in Costco and starved to death!

Yo mama is so ugly, she looked into a mirror and the room shattered!


Yo mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice for 30 minutes because it said CONCENTRATE!

yo momma taxi joke

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

yo momma ford "focas" joke

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

yo momma joke

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.

yo momma dumb

Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.

ocean momma joke

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

2pac

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday

yo momma so fat Bus

Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!'

Yo Mama So Old:

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.