A list of tax jokes.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.

What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.

What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.

What’s brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.

What’s the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.