Birdie

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why’d you do that in my eye,
I’m not mad, I won’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.

Love Is a Gamble!

Love is a gamble
Kissing is a game
Boys do the fucking
Girls get the blame
9 months of pain
6 days in hospital
Baby needs a name
Daddies a barstard
Mummies a hore
It would never of happened
If the rubber hadn’t tore!

Father Father

Father Father I must confess,
I got my girlfriend in an awful mess.
I laid her down so naked and bare,
I stuck something up her that shouldn’t have been there.

Son son you stupid fucker.
When I was your age I used something rubber.

Father father no need to get upset.
I did use something rubber,
BUT THE DAMN THING BURST!

Funny Poem

Funny poem must look!
The Creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and ****ed it,
and called it a cunt.