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do you know who i am?

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Monday, May 27, 2013

Boy- The principle is so dumb
Girl- do you know who i am?
Boy- no
Girl- i am the principles daughter
Boy- do you know who i am?
Girl- no
Boy- good (walks away) Description: do you know who i am? Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: do you know who i am?
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Spongebob & Squidward

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My 6 year old son was watching spongebob when he turned around and said "Daddy, I know why squidward wears no pants! It's because his winky is on his face. Description: Spongebob & Squidward Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Spongebob & Squidward
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I know 10 facts about you:

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Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)

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Facebook Status

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Sunday, May 26, 2013

*Hott Girl's Facebook Status*
"Bored" -86 Likes -54 Comments

*My status*
"Just got accepted into Harvard!" -0 Likes -1 Comment from Mom:"...Nerd" Description: Facebook Status Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Facebook Status
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3 drunk guys

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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" Description: 3 drunk guys Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: 3 drunk guys
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Police

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Saturday, May 25, 2013

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house Description: Police Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Police
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Little Johnny stands up

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Friday, May 24, 2013

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." Description: Little Johnny stands up Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Little Johnny stands up
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