Little Johnny stands up

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." Description: Little Johnny stands up Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Little Johnny stands up

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Alcohol

Bill was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died.
"All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms." Description: Alcohol Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Alcohol

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Marriage

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Description: Marriage Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Marriage

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Bandaged blonde

A blonde with bandaged arm and foot meets her friend.
- What happened to you?
- I was using a vacuum cleaner and it hit me in the arm
- But why is your foot bandaged?
- I kicked it back! Description: Bandaged blonde Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Bandaged blonde

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At School

- Bobby, would you like to go to heaven?
- Yes Miss, but I really need to be going home after the classes Description: At School Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: At School

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We're all gonna die

- Doctor, I ate pizza with the expired date of consumption, what'll happen to me, am I gonna die?
- Well everyone is going to die some day, you know....
- Oh my God! What have I done? Now we're all gonna die! Description: We're all gonna die Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: We're all gonna die

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100 year old man

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:
- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
- That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke?
- No
- Do you drink?
- No
- Do you fool around with loose women?
- Of course not
- Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years? Description: 100 year old man Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: 100 year old man

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