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Beat the Casino

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?

A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers Description: Beat the Casino Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Beat the Casino
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Broken Cage

Posted by Tjek Andreas

Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

A: "Cheap, cheap!" Description: Broken Cage Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Broken Cage
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$8 Bill

Posted by Tjek Andreas

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change. Description: $8 Bill Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: $8 Bill
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Bandaged blonde

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Saturday, May 2, 2015

A blonde with bandaged arm and foot meets her friend.
- What happened to you?
- I was using a vacuum cleaner and it hit me in the arm
- But why is your foot bandaged?
- I kicked it back! Description: Bandaged blonde Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: Bandaged blonde
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At school

Posted by Tjek Andreas on Friday, May 1, 2015

- Bobby, would you like to go to heaven?
- Yes Miss, but I really need to be going home after the classes Description: At school Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: At school
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We're all gonna die

Posted by Tjek Andreas

- Doctor, I ate pizza with the expired date of consumption, what'll happen to me, am I gonna die?
- Well everyone is going to die some day, you know....
- Oh my God! What have I done? Now we're all gonna die! Description: We're all gonna die Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: We're all gonna die
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100 year old man

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A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:
- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
- That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke?
- No
- Do you drink?
- No
- Do you fool around with loose women?
- Of course not
- Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years? Description: 100 year old man Rating: 3.5 Reviewer: Tjek Andreas ItemReviewed: 100 year old man
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