Light bulbs

After listening to other kids in the classroom telling all the cool talents their parents have, the teacher called on Little Johnny.

Quickly thinking of something just as good or better than the talents of the other kids' parents, Little Johnny thought of something. Little Johnny exclaimed, "My dad eats light bulbs!"

All through the classroom there were remarks of "Cool!"

The teacher, in shock, asked,
"What makes you think your father eats light bulbs?"

Little Johnny replies, "The other night when I was in bed, my dad said,'Honey, if you turn the light out I will eat it.'