collection of "kid jokes/joke", "kids funny jokes"

* How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
* Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
* Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
* What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
* What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
* What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
* What is a myth?
A female moth!
* How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!
* What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?
This match won't light!
* How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!
* How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap!
* What animals are on legal documents?
Seals!
* What would you call theft in Peking?
A Chinese takeaway!
* What did you get for christmas?
A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.
Why?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!
* What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
* What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
* Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers!