Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nunya
Nunya Who?
Nunya Business

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Judo
Judo Who?
"What, Judo know ?"

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid calm down and be quiet.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Jesus
Jesus Who?
How many do you know?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cockadoodle
Cockadoodle Who?
Not cockadoodle who, you shit, cockadoodledoo!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Put!
Put who?
Put a sock in it and open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I'm glad I ain't joe mamma

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
William
William Who?
Williammind your own bussiness?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
You better cry you ninny!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robbing You!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stopper.
Stopper who?
Stop her she's running off with your newspaper!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gorllia
Gorllia Who?
Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
It's butter if you don't know.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lady.
Lady who?
I'm gonna lady law down if you don't open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Train!
Train Who?
Someone needs to train you to open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
You're not!
You're not who?
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben Dover

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Archibald
Archibald Who?
Archibald on top of your head!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
KGB.
KGB Wh-.
*SLAP*
We will azk ze qvestionz.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen matter what you say, I do what I want

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Punch
Punch who?
Punch you.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jig!
Jig who?
Jig is up your under arrest.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
No!
No who?
No ifs, ands or buts, open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
If you cant!
If you can't who?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fight!
Fight who?
Fight fire with fire.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say something about
YO MAMA

funny chicken road

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.

Knock Knock 104

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the centre of the Earth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johann!
Johann who!
Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who?
John with the Wind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who!
John the Navy!

Doughnut

Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

I’ve got a doughnut stuck up my butt!

Knock Knock 197

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
X!
X who?
X for breakfast!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier your breath, I’m not leaving!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!

Ima!Ima who?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ima!Ima who?Ima girl who can’t say no…!

Passion through

Knock KnockWho’s there?Passion!Passion who?Passion through and I thought I’d say hello!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lionel!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lionel!Lionel who?Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock KnockWho’s there?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tennis!Tennis who?Tennis five plus five!

Abby

Knock-Knock
who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

A Classic

Knock knock
Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry.

The Lie Detector Robot

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. “Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.

“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. “Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school.”

“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy. “What did you watch?” asked Marsha. “The Ten Commandments,” answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”

“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!” With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

Blondes Knock Knock

Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

A: Because they go answer the door.

Knock Knock Justin

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time, I was nearly late.

Knock Knock Grandma

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?

Worst Knock Knock Joke Ever

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Smell Mop…

Smell Mop Who

and for those i need to explain it to

Smell Mop Who = Smell My Poo