Never Quiet

Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Traffic

Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.

Milk

What Bee’s produce milk? Boo’bees.

What is ABCDEFG?

What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!

Times have changed

Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

Side effects

A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”

You Daddy!!

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”
In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”